Wednesday 22 November 2006

22nd November 2006

Im sick of Mr Roeder sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK!!!!

Saturday 18 November 2006

18th November 2006

Arsenal away,

theres some good offers on in Morrisons at Byker, I got buy one get one free on both Jaffa Cakes mmm yummy! and Persil washing up liquid.

Might go to Starbucks and get a coffee.

Thursday 16 November 2006

16th November 2006

Mr Roeder said today that I can still get my place in the team if I prove myself in training, well today I scored 5 goals and set up two but Mr Roeder wasnt there to watch. I would have scored more Im sure but the dinner lady said the lads had to go in as they were doing colouring in this afternoon and really was it healthy for a grown man to be playing football in a Junior school?

Im not sure what she means but Im sure Mr McDermott will be here to pick me up soon. Its lonely sitting here on the wall outside.

:(

Wednesday 15 November 2006

15th November 2006

Well my preparations for the Arsenal game are completed. Im all sorted and raring to go, I went out and bought a new blanket today to keep my legs warm as the English weather is very very cold. I also bought a pack of cards so that me and Mr Roeder can have a game of pontoon, hes very easy to beat as I dont think he understands the rules of the game, instead of sticking on a 19 he keeps twisting hoping to get a number 9. Mr McDermott though scares me when I get the cards out as he always wants to play for money then he loses and Mr Clarke has to lend him 50 pence til payday so he can get a cup of tea.

Sometimes I send Mr McDermott to the shops to get me a paper and a bagel and I let him keep the change just so he isnt around for a bit.

Started watching old videos of Byker Grove as well, that Jill Halfpound girl is a bit mmmmmm. Oh and I learnt to say "Hoy spuggie maaaan" dont know what it means yet though.

Monday 13 November 2006

11th November 2006

Mr Roeder is a cockend.

7th November 2006

We beat Watford away in the cup.

Their bench isnt as nice as ours and I wasnt allowed to bring my telly :(

4th November 2006

Well I didnt get to start which I thought was unfair but I did come on in the 2nd half, thought it was strange though Jimmy Milner was having a really good game and I was looking forward toi getting my head on a cross from him but he came off???????

Maybe he wasnt feeling well?

Oh they scored 2 mins after I came on, felt reet shitty that did.

2nd November 2006

We went away to Sicily and I played and I scored and that will show Glenn what I can do. Cant wait for Saturday now, its going to be a good chance to score some more. Things are looking up.

Todays words: geet chuffed

28th October 2006

Drew 0-0 with Charlton.


Bored.

25th October 2006

Portsmouth in the cup,

we won 3-0 it was a really good game and I scored 2. This portable Playstation is really good, it almost feels like you're really there and playing. Got a few beers in my fridge and some sandwiches that my mam made me for half time.

22nd October 2006

We played the smoggies today well when I said we I meant the others, I stayed at home. Mr Clarke taught me a song about them but I dont understand why a finger and thumb is just enough? surely a hand is better????? If I only had a finger and thumb then Id find it hard to give the kids a treat.

Sometimes Clarkey confuses me with his talking pet.

19th October 2006

My seat now has a fridge next to it, Ive got milk in there at the minute but I might get a few beers in for the next game. Mr McDermott tried to sit in it but I told him to fuck off. Its mine and nobody else is getting it.

1st October 2006

Stayed in bed.

28th September 2006

My seat on the bench is cosy, Ive put a telly in there but dont tell Mr Roeder. Got to play for a little bit but not really long enough to do anything.

24th September 2006

The 2nd series of Auf Weidersehen isnt as good as the 1st one :(

Lads drew 1-1 with Everton today.

20th September 2006

After a good week in training I was sure that I would start todays game against Liverpool but I didnt, when I got to the ground for the bus it had already gone, I think Mr McDermott was having a joke with me when he said turn up for 7 o'clock its only 5 minutes away.

17th September 2006

We beat West Ham away today 2 - nil.

I stayed at home and watched the 1st series of Auf Weidersehen Pet, that Oz is a fucking loony like , my geordie seems to be coming on nicely.

14th September 2006

We played Levadia Tallin today, Antoine scored I was really happy for him.

I've now got my own seat on the bench with my name on ;)

9th September 2006

Stayed at home and watched the Likely Lads video that Steven Taylor lent me, that Bobs a funny one like.

Oh the lads got beat again, Mr Roeders sure to play me now.

27th August 2006

Came on in the 2nd half, didnt score but thought I did ok.

Todays new word is muckle.

24th August 2006

Played the whole game!

It felt good, now Im really happy and I know Mr Roeder is too.

19th August 2006

Got up all excited today, its the first day of the season and Im very hopeful for a good season, I really want to show the fans what I can do.

Sat on the bench for over an hour, weve got new tracksuits which are nice.

10th August 2006

Sat on a different bench today, it wasnt very nice as I didnt have my normal seat :(

Still we won and I learnt some more new geordie today. Mr Roeder is a heedthebal whatever that means.

5th August 2006

Played again today, didnt score but had a good game, was replaced by Pattison in the 2nd half but he'd kept my seat warm which was nice. Im getting a good tan sitting here and Lee Clarkes teaching me some geordie words. Its geet cannee like.

29th July 2006

I got to come on in the 2nd half against the mighty PSV and I scored another goal.

It was a nice day but we got beat. Had a laugh with Jimmy Milner, hes a nice lad but hes reaaaaaally ugly! lol!!!1!!

26th July 2006

Stayed in and played Nintendo.

The lads went to Norwich for a friendly game, it rained hahahaha I didnt get wet.

22nd July 2006

I didnt get to play today, in fact I wasnt on the bench, still Im sure its just because Mr Roeder is saving me for the start of the real Premiership season.

I think hes got something big up his jumper arm for me.

15th July 2006

Wooohooo I scored! Mr Roeder picked me and I played for nearly the whole game and in the 50th minute I scored a goal!

Im sure to be playing next week, the future is so bright and I am so happy!

1st July 2006

Well Im back in lovely Newcastle and ready to go, I know this is going to be my season and finally Im going to get a chance to show what I can do.

I've been training all through the summer and now feel fitter and sharper than ever before. I just know Mr Roeder is going to be so happy.