29th November 2006

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhh!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?????

Me car!!!!!!!

22nd November 2006

Im sick of Mr Roeder sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK!!!!

18th November 2006

Arsenal away,

theres some good offers on in Morrisons at Byker, I got buy one get one free on both Jaffa Cakes mmm yummy! and Persil washing up liquid.

Might go to Starbucks and get a coffee.

16th November 2006

Mr Roeder said today that I can still get my place in the team if I prove myself in training, well today I scored 5 goals and set up two but Mr Roeder wasnt there to watch. I would have scored more Im sure but the dinner lady said the lads had to go in as they were doing colouring in this afternoon and really was it healthy for a grown man to be playing football in a Junior school?

Im not sure what she means but Im sure Mr McDermott will be here to pick me up soon. Its lonely sitting here on the wall outside.

:(

15th November 2006

Well my preparations for the Arsenal game are completed. Im all sorted and raring to go, I went out and bought a new blanket today to keep my legs warm as the English weather is very very cold. I also bought a pack of cards so that me and Mr Roeder can have a game of pontoon, hes very easy to beat as I dont think he understands the rules of the game, instead of sticking on a 19 he keeps twisting hoping to get a number 9. Mr McDermott though scares me when I get the cards out as he always wants to play for money then he loses and Mr Clarke has to lend him 50 pence til payday so he can get a cup of tea.

Sometimes I send Mr McDermott to the shops to get me a paper and a bagel and I let him keep the change just so he isnt around for a bit.

Started watching old videos of Byker Grove as well, that Jill Halfpound girl is a bit mmmmmm. Oh and I learnt to say "Hoy spuggie maaaan" dont know what it means yet though.

11th November 2006

Mr Roeder is a cockend.

7th November 2006

We beat Watford away in the cup.

Their bench isnt as nice as ours and I wasnt allowed to bring my telly :(